Sofia Vergara: Taxi Cab Cutie

In a recent interview with Vogue, Sofia lamented the mixed blessing of having such a pronounced hourglass figure.

"I mean, a normal girl will just put the dress on and leave. I need them to be like an armory. My dresses are like a work of art inside because, you know, I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob."

Vergara added, "And they are real still. When they are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me—no, so I have to bring them up! I have to build the dresses up to here so that the bras—ach, it’s a whole, der—ugh—tchah!”